5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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