There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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