Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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