I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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