I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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