I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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