Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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