Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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