So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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