What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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