There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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