Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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