Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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