Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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