North Korea, Best Korea!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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