you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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