I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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