thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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