I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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