I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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