everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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