I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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