Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
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Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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