Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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