Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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