He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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