i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
they're like a gay fantastic four
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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