Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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