brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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