yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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