just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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