whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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