their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't think brook has ever known best
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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