Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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