I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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