then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
send nudes
from the living room?
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