My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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