It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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