whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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