im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?