Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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