Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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