Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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