I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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