I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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