I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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