She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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