can we get nightvision for the apartment?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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