I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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