yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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