i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I look better un-naked...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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