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(703): View more from Virginia

If i come over, it means nothing

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.

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(630): View more from Illinois

whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game

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(954): View more from Florida

and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner

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(301): View more from Maryland

Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities

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(302): View more from Delaware

From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.

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(415): View more from California

So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.

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