dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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