Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
A bitchslap is in order.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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