Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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