I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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