If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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