my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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